Monday Morning Podcast 12-14-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Bill rambles about ordering etiquette, crying, and tea shit talkers.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday for Monday
0:07.1	Monday, yeah Monday
0:09.5	December 14th
0:11.5	2020 what's going on how wow yeah? Oh my god, there's only fucking I
0:21.0	Don't know
0:23.0	12 13
0:25.0	a
0:27.0	12 11
0:29.0	No
0:31.0	There's 10 more shopping days till Christmas God that took me a long time to figure that out
0:36.8	10 more it's only 10 more days to shop
0:42.2	Can you fucking believe there's people out there other than children ask actually asking for something for Christmas this year?
0:50.7	What would you like for Christmas?
0:52.7	For this fucking pandemic to be over so everybody can go back to work earn a wage and
1:01.2	And feel like they're gonna be all right over the next fucking two weeks. What would you like?
1:07.7	Well, I was watching keeping up with the Kardashians and they had this chocolate colored whore bag that I just
1:15.1	It to die for it just brought out Kim's eyes and I feel if I get it
1:20.8	It's some small way I'm as pretty as her
1:25.9	The fuck is wrong with people you know this broads out there right now
1:29.2	Oh, there's a whole bunch of them they actually got the fucking balls to ask for a ring for Christmas
1:35.6	It's like well do you want me to fucking make it?
1:41.7	You know, I'll go take one of those fucking shower curtain rings off the thing, you know, I'll stick it on your thumb
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