Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bird. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

Monday. Hi. Monday. December 21st, 2020. What's going on? Oh, yeah. Oh, Jimmy crack

corn. That's that a Christmas song. I only need to sing a Christmas song. Here we go. I'm

throwing my left fist out here trying to think of one. A good one. Oh, I'm the

king of the twinger. King of the swingers now to jungle VIP. All I got is kids songs in

my head. I reached the top and had to stop. And that's what's bothering me. I want to be a

man, men, come and stroll right into town. It'd be just like the other men of time. Oh, what

we do? I want to. Sorry. Merry Christmas, everybody. That's what I'm trying to say. Happy

Christmas. We have post-Hotter Cutter, all the Jewish people listening there. Happy

quenja. And what are they doing in the Muslim world this time of year? You got to have a guy.

Everybody's got a guy. Everybody's got a guy. What do you guys light up and put on your

front? Yad's there. Muslim. I almost wrote Muslim Christmas and I would have got put on a

hit list. Oh, it comes up. Fuck, let's see what we got here. The five pillars of Islam.

Okay, fine resources of teaching. Islam, a college. Bam. See what they got in December.

The key dates. April, May, July, August, August. Oh, it's August. All right. Well, then happy

post-10th. Maharam. There we go. I covered everybody. I think. Okay. There we go. All

right. How you guys doing there? I know this podcast is a little bit late. You know, had

some family things I had to deal with before I got into this whole thing. Let's talk, let's

talk football right out of the gallon. Wait, let's talk about all the shopping I have left to

do. I thought I was done. And then, you know, I got a couple of nieces and nephews that

are a little bit older. I didn't know what was going to be going on with them and all of a sudden,

you know, their families are sending my kids gifts. And I'm like, Oh, shit. Oh snap. Caught

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