Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 12-12-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2019
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Bill rambles about primates, meat substitute colorization, and the Golden Globes controversy.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn, it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before |
| 0:05.9 | Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you. I'm checking it. How's |
| 0:14.4 | your rush? You're fucking weak going. Yeah, you know, it's a weird week. Right? It's |
| 0:21.5 | fucking stressful. If you're a college kid, you take it. Finals. You know, if you're mug |
| 0:27.7 | people, you know, I don't know, everybody's shopping online so they're not really carrying |
| 0:32.6 | a big box like back in the day. Right? I feel bad for people used to steal people's |
| 0:39.6 | fucking Christmas packages. It's another dying industry out there. Every year just sitting |
| 0:46.8 | there in the fucking bushes. Right? Like one of them goddamn lions trying to catch a fucking |
| 0:52.8 | baboon. Just sitting there. It's two fucking many of my knee. One, one person to kind of |
| 0:59.9 | stray from the herd. And I'll grab them and all the other baboons will scream for a second, |
| 1:06.3 | but they'll know it's too late. Oh shit, I watched a bunch of fucked up. You ever just watch |
| 1:13.5 | videos of animals killing each other? You know, and then you just get to that one and |
| 1:18.8 | you're like, it's just so fucking horrific. You know, you almost want to just call up |
| 1:25.8 | PETA and be like, really? You got nothing on this one? I didn't watch it. Thank God. I |
| 1:34.1 | didn't watch it. I just shut it off really quickly, but there was these fucking baboons, |
| 1:37.9 | right? I don't know what it is about monkeys, but I love seeing them get killed. I have to, |
| 1:42.2 | there's a few things that I don't mind seeing get killed. Monkeys are wonderful. I don't |
| 1:46.7 | like them. I like gorillas, but everything else, everything that they can go fuck themselves. |
| 1:53.9 | It's weird, you know, because I'm, you know, mostly a fucking ape myself as is everybody |
| 1:59.4 | else, maybe more monkey. I don't know. I have no idea. So these fucking baboons, right? |
| 2:05.7 | They sit there and they, you know, I guess they come down from the trees. I thought they |
| 2:09.5 | ate bananas. You know, I get a lot of my, you know, a lot of my animal statistics on, |
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