Monday Morning Podcast 12-16-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2019
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about unboxing new tech, The Mandalorian, and calling a girl cute.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday |
| 0:05.6 | December 16 |
| 0:08.2 | 2019. Oh my god, what's going on? Oh, these shit. There's only fucking nine days left |
| 0:16.4 | Nine days until Christmas |
| 0:18.9 | You know, that's what they always do. There's only nine more shopping days until Chris do that all the time |
| 0:23.8 | They never counted down to Huttica |
| 0:25.8 | You know, there's only fucking six more days till Huttica |
| 0:30.8 | Two more nights and it's quite some they never did that they put all the pressure on the Gentiles |
| 0:40.3 | Fuck I'm sick. I was fighting off I |
| 0:43.9 | Was I was doing the emergencies and then I was fucking drinking plenty of fluids and everything was going great |
| 0:51.0 | All right, everything was going great and then last night we got a big holiday party here at the |
| 0:57.0 | At the at the house, you know |
| 1:00.6 | There's a fucking great one. Oh, we we had we had a great one. I can't believe my daughter slept through it |
| 1:05.6 | We had the fucking UFC in one room. We had adults, you know, Mingle in |
| 1:11.1 | Manglin whatever the fuck they do right into another room and then we had |
| 1:14.5 | Outside I had like the one point there was like 20 fucking guys smoking cigars and |
| 1:22.5 | All stupid bill went out there without a hat on all bald Billy |
| 1:27.8 | Hey, fellas, what's going on out here stupid? You know, I had a nice little fucking sweater on some Christmas ensemble on I |
| 1:35.6 | Fell like I've put the hat on it was gonna ruin I went all Hollywood |
| 1:39.6 | You know, I didn't put my health first and now I'm paying for it |
| 1:42.6 | I |
| 1:46.4 | Fucking thing has been you know, you ever watch lean |
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