Monday Morning Podcast 12-9-19
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2019
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Bill rambles about the weekend in sports, dangerous Christmas toys, and pheromones.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, December 9th, 2019. What is going on? |
| 0:11.2 | How are you? How are you? How's it going? How are you doing? I know people in Kansas City are happy. |
| 0:19.2 | Are you fucking molasses? Barbecue, eating mother fuckers? How sticky are your fucking faces right now? We finally beat him. Oh my God. |
| 0:28.0 | Congratulations to you long suffering cuts in the fucking western part of Missouri. I know you fucking probably got an extra fucking order of fucking baby back ribs. |
| 0:43.5 | Yomri's why I'm doing this to you guys with the food thing is for some reason that's just what you have to do in sports. |
| 0:49.2 | Like they always think you know everybody in Boston's eating fucking clam chowder or some fucking stupid seafood dish, you know, big beans. |
| 0:58.8 | You know every time fucking fillies and some sort of fucking big time game. What are they always got to teach the rest of the world how to order a cheese steak? |
| 1:08.0 | You go to your guys, give me a whiz whiz whiz. You fucking go fuck you. Give me a Philadelphia cheese steak. |
| 1:14.5 | I can't wait to fucking go there again and just say the whole fucking order. Just make the fucking thing you can't. |
| 1:24.0 | You got to say give me one with one without. Oh, do I? Is that what I have my fucking money's green? Anyway, yeah. |
| 1:32.4 | This is what I was talking about early in the fucking season. I kind of saw this second half coming just grunkowski not being there and we do not have a legit number two threat. |
| 1:48.6 | And these guys are just not stepping up and they're fucking double in Edelman and then we get three's and outs and then our defense gets tired. |
| 1:56.4 | And you can't do that against the elite teams in the NFL. |
| 2:01.0 | Just making, I don't know, dropping balls and fucking not picking up that there's a blitz and breaking off your route or at least looking back at Brady. They're just not doing it. |
| 2:11.5 | And our offense is fucking anemic. Now I know there was some questionable calls, but they made fucked up calls on both sides. I fucking hate blaming the refs. |
| 2:21.5 | So, you know, I fucking know I talked to Verzi. I wish I brought that up because he was the guy. He told me early in the season goes, Pat's are going to do it again. |
| 2:32.5 | The fucking defense is unbelievable. It's like, dude, we're playing the drags of the NFL. I think I would hedge my bet until we, you know, we see, you know, where we're at. |
| 2:40.5 | You know, we had Antonio Brown for like a fucking week and, you know, then that all went to shit and we still have a gaping fucking hole. |
| 2:52.5 | This just, you know, Edelman is our threat. Everybody knows it and then they double him up and then that's kind of been fucking it. |
| 3:00.5 | So, I am still sticking with my super bowl picks that I don't, I don't do until November. I don't like get these fucking people who try to do it at the beginning of the year. |
| 3:12.5 | I mean, why should you go out and go try hit a full court shot? You don't know what the fuck anybody's going to do. You really don't. |
| 3:18.5 | Oh, they picked up this guy. They lost that guy. You know, fuck you got to watch and play for a couple months. |
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