All right, so here's the recordings. I'm doing this on my iPhone before I go to the airport.

Yeah, I realized I fucked up and I recorded the thing in mono. I didn't realize it.

My Andrew realized itself. Sorry about that. I fucked up again. Anyways, I do want to thank everybody for all the donations.

If you haven't already heard we were almost at $10,000. We raised for those sick children I was telling you about on Monday. We did it in just three days.

You guys came through in a huge way and you really left some great messages. And you know what? You changed some great people's lives for the better.

So thank you very much. I can't believe I had a podcast for this long and I've never done anything like that. Seriously, imagine even if you donated just a dollar.

You know, you help some people not be homeless. There was another family that didn't have, you know, hot water heater. They had no hot water and they're dealing with their kid who has bone marrow cancer. So.

Thank you. So anyways, with that, let's get on to the.

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