Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, December 14th, 2015.

What's going on? How?

I'm in New York City at Sunday night.

824 left in the third quarter.

New England Patriots first accused in fucking Texans. I am in New York City to promote.

Finally, the fucking, we're finally put down efforts for family. I know I've been talking about this shit, but I got to do it tomorrow. I got to I'm doing fucking media boy.

Monkey boy, gonna be fucking going all over town and all over the fucking phone and all that shit talking about this wonderful new show that we have coming out.

So if you guys can do something for me, I would really appreciate by watching it.

I'm gonna separate teeth on Netflix there. I got it out of the way. All right.

And anyways, and also thank you for everybody who watched the the pie crust video.

Oh, Billy Baker got over 600,000 hits. You know, and I learned some shit. Some people like don't use Chris go. You should use fucking.

And you know what's funny was somebody bought me got me a thing of large and I keep forgetting to use it.

So I'm gonna try that next time and then also people said a better way to pick up the pie crust is you fucking slowly roll it over with the the rolling pin.

I didn't know either one of those, but the guy who told me I've read it on some fucking website. He just goes, oh, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, like 20 bills.

He was doing so well. You know, so you know how to pick up a fucking pie crust better than I do. Why don't you just fucking tell me how to do it?

Why do you got to act like the fucking sky just fell? It didn't my pie crust came out fine. Everybody is such a fucking.

Conte. You know what amazes me about adults is that whole fucking thing that he just did. Oh, Bill, Bill, Bill, you know what that really is?

That is literally his fucking inner child. Literally going mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy. Look at me. I know how to do it better. It's like just fucking grow up.

Am I being a cunt right now? I don't think I am. Oh, Jesus, I show him the fucking highlights of the Patriots special teams.

See, fumbled another fucking punt gave these jerk off Texans another another chance here. I'll tell you right now. I don't buy JJ Watts intensity. I just don't buy it.

I think he's just hammered it up for the fucking cameras. He's got a fucking skull on his face before the game even starts.

You know what I mean? What are you mad at? Jumping jacks touching your toes? That stupid fucking commercial with that blue grass band starts spraying water in his face and then he yells at his locker and then there's nobody there. I get it. He gets up for games.

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