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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-8-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2018

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, press conferences, and falling out of bed. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burnett's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast.

0:08.0

And I'm just checking in on you.

0:12.0

What's going on? How are you?

0:16.0

I'm in Chicago. My kind of town Chicago is my kind of town Chicago is eating harder.

0:29.0

Eating harder, tack food, Chicago is a great place to put on 40 pounds.

0:37.0

It's my kind of town.

0:42.0

Yeah, all they got is steaks, chops, deep dish pizza.

0:47.0

Remember that old SNL sketch?

0:49.0

They all dress like Mike Dicker and they all have fucking hard attacks and stuff.

0:53.0

This ends my sixth straight weekends on the road. And I got to tell you, I was in such great shape at the beginning of it.

1:01.0

And now I'm starting to go in the wrong direction. So it starts tonight.

1:05.0

I just ordered a little bit of room service, something healthy, something not so healthy.

1:10.0

But I'm fucking, I got two shows tonight. I was going to go home as you can tell. I'm fighting off a fucking cold.

1:16.0

I almost ruined my show last night at Madison Square Garden. Thank you to everybody who showed up.

1:23.0

I had a great goddamn town time. The sound was incredible.

1:28.0

And I had a bunch of friends who came out and saw it and they all were like, oh my god, we really enjoyed it.

1:35.0

Which made me feel good. Thank you to the people. You know, some people gave me some gifts.

1:39.0

You know, I got some cigars this week. Thank you to everybody who came out to the office for family.

1:45.0

The thing I'm a jig there that I did at the Paley Center with Mike Price and Peter Billingsley.

1:52.0

We actually aired the first episode for the people that were there.

1:55.0

We actually got a great review from Forbes Magazine about our third season.

1:59.0

And it's our best fucking season. And one of the top half hours on Netflix.

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