Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast from Monday, November 5th, 2018. What's going on? How are you? Oh, that's

phenomenal. Isn't that wonderful? Hey, everybody, I don't know if you've heard. I

don't know if you've been on a TV or near a TV. I don't know if you stream your

thoughts at this point through some sort of algorithm on a worldwide network

I don't know if you've heard. This is for Americans only by the way people from

the United States of America everybody else you know if you're in Australia

just go stick a beat on something and fucking eat it during this time all right

because this has nothing to do with you and that giant fucking can of what

fosters larger whatever the fuck it is that none of you can't drink down there

that's why you stick it in a little fucking powdered keg like you just trying

to get rid of it sending it our way right that beer that's the bush light of

Australia anyways I've never had one I just I just judge it by the size of the

can I'm like it's that fucking good why you giving it away by the bucket full

anyways for the people that this podcast truly represents and that would be

the greatest people on this planet the people of the United States of America

particularly the white people fuck it with you going on Trump on here sorry I'm

reading a Trump speech it's a first draft of a Trump speech evidently tomorrow

and I didn't know this I don't know if you were this but I was not aware that

tomorrow is evidently a very important day in politics quite possibly the most

important political day in history and you know something I had no idea but

thank God all of these celebrities have taken time out of their day to let me

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