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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 11-12-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Bill rambles about Hotel Donnie, Instagram, and Estonia. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, November 12, 2000 and fucking 18. I still haven't fixed this stupid microphone.

0:14.0

How are you? How's it going? How's it going in your world? I know everybody who hates the Patriots is happy today.

0:23.0

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of babies, man. I've never seen a fucking team. Well, maybe not the group. I guess we used to fucking hate the Yankees like that, but it's just like every time we lose a fucking game, it's like, is this the end?

0:37.0

Are the wheels coming? Oh, I mean, how many fucking times one of these times it's going to be the end?

0:42.8

Jarrah Brady's fucking 41 years old. All these fucking jerk offs talking shit. And by the way, Dion Lewis, I really disappointed with that.

0:52.8

They asked him, was it personally said, is it personal? He said, hell yeah, it's personal. That's what happens when you go cheap. You get your ass kicked. It's like, dude.

1:02.8

This isn't something new. This this was going on way before when you would like fucking eight years old. This is the way they ran the team and you went and then you got yourself a ringer to what's the problem?

1:14.8

Jesus Christ. Yeah, this would happen. Would you go cheap? You lose a game in November. These guys just acted like they just knocked us out of the fucking playoffs.

1:22.8

However, I couldn't help but think when I did not watch one second in that game yesterday, sorry, I was flying back from Chicago. I watched some highlights of it.

1:32.8

And I hadn't seen my kiddo in like a week. So, you know, obviously I'm not going to come home and sit down and watch a fucking football game.

1:40.8

I do have it on tape. I am going to fucking watch it or whatever. Whatever you, whatever you kids call it. I do have it on the cloud.

1:48.8

Yeah, it just sounded like, you know, they would the better team. They fucking came in. They were ready to go. We weren't and we got behind early and we didn't win the game.

1:57.8

You know, I don't know what to be seven and three. I don't know what the fuck everybody is. You know, this guy just goes, it's just just a blip with a radar as it's we're playing seven hundred ball.

2:07.8

That's how high the fucking standard is. So anyways, you never deadly. I think the Titans just won a fucking championship.

2:16.8

According to D on Lewis, you know, I don't get it. I love that guy. But like I was, you know, you know what I mean? I like.

2:27.8

I don't understand why people say shit like that in November. If you learned anything in New England, you know that November, you didn't win anything. You won a game.

2:38.8

That's it. Congratulations. I got to tell you though, I couldn't help but think about that lunatic that I saw in that sports bar in New York City a few weeks ago when the Patriots are playing the chiefs.

2:52.8

And how that guy was just yelling, going fucking, you know, this is it. This is how it is now. You guys are over looking around the bar. It's over, right?

3:03.8

I can't imagine how psyched he was yesterday when the Patriots lost and the chiefs won because now I believe the chiefs have a two game lead despite head to head, you know, we won the game. But like that's a really good look for them.

3:16.8

If we got to try to beat them again in Kansas City will the chiefs finally push their way through. I got to be honest, if the chiefs do get through, if they do get past us, if we can actually make it there, if I can fucking hear myself in this fucking piece of shit, microphone.

3:32.8

If they do beat us or whatever, that will be the team that I root for in the Super Bowl because Jesus Christ they haven't won it since like fucking bar star was in the league.

3:44.8

I think he might have just retired. By the way, the last great number 15 at quarterback bar star, no offense to Neil Lomax.

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