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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-5-15

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about parents, flat heads and thread counts.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. Did I say that too quickly? Did I not wait to let turned on? I don't fucking know all I know is I don't have time to do this shit today because I got to run to the airport. So this is bill.

0:12.0

And this is time for the Thursday afternoon money, money, podcast, just before Friday.

0:16.0

I'm just checking in on you. Just checking in on you.

0:20.0

My wife is still sleeping downstairs and I don't even think I have time to do a half hour. So I'll tell my guy to tack on a little more.

0:28.0

Mr. Thamelis to tack on.

0:31.0

You know enough time so it fucking works out. All right.

0:34.0

I'm on my way out to Philadelphia.

0:38.0

And I actually didn't know American Airlines flew direct there now. You know why? Because they bought fucking US.

0:46.0

Yeah. It's like fucking nine airlines left. That's like the race right now.

0:52.0

You know who's going to own everything like all the airlines first or all the banks.

0:57.0

Either way, you're not going to have any fucking options. Right. It's going to be all American airlines.

1:02.0

Want this is what the price is? Would you rather walk? Yeah.

1:06.0

Want to shut your fucking mouth and get on the plane. We'll put you down by the luggage.

1:14.0

So anyways, I actually got a few more suggestions about a cheese steaks when I go to Philly.

1:22.0

Of course, I don't have them in front of me because I just had to take my fucking dog out who's been up all night.

1:26.0

She had the shits. So I'll be looking them up.

1:30.0

And so I think I'm going to get to one in the afternoon one at night.

1:33.0

You know, just gradually give back all the fucking weight that I took off. I'm up to a buck 73.

1:39.0

Brutal. But I just got a hang in there and maintain like 171 to 173.

1:46.0

You know, I worked out yesterday. I just took my dog for a hike and it's going to maintain this shit.

1:51.0

I just got to make it to November 16th because then I'm basically off for the rest of the fucking year.

1:56.0

My years done. It winds down and you know, I'll just work out like a madman.

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