Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, November 9th, 2015. What's going on? How is it going?

Easing into Thanksgiving. I apologize for the podcast being so late in the piece popping on the microphone. Turn that down there. I just been traveling like a maniac man, I ban every where man I did Philly and then I did Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, and then I went to Daytona, Florida.

Oh, what a time I had. What a fucking time for old freckles. It's good to be freckles these days. His fucking yeah is winding down. I was wondering what my neighbors think when I fucking come back to New York.

Like, where is that loud content in a fucking coma? Haven't heard his stupid podcast forever.

Fucking Roach and Fessed. God, the apartment back here came walking in like this. Just fucking.

You know, I have the guy come in and spray it, but I don't know. They still get in here. You know, they just fucking dead everywhere.

But they're so fucking old from being dead, right? Yeah, pick them up and like the antenna stays on the floor.

It's fucking gross. So anyways, what was they talking about? I don't even remember whatever. Yeah, I just been I've been all over the place.

So I want to thank everybody that came out to my shows this weekend in Philadelphia in Bethlehem and Daytona. I had a fucking awesome time in each show with special and it's own little way.

The first fucking night was the was the Philly show, right? So I go to Philly and contrary to one fucking YouTube video.

Everybody thinks I hate Philly. I don't. I was actually this is some shit. I've never really told you guys. I was actually a flyers fan growing up because when I first started watching hockey,

I loved the fact that you could fight and that's what the flyers did. So I loved them. You know, I was too, too young to remember them beating us in the Stanley Cup Final in the 70s.

So I didn't have any bad will against the guys. I just knew that they beat the fuck out of people and who doesn't want to watch that? You know, I ease my way into violence.

You know, started off by getting my ass kicked by my older brother. Then I started watching rasslin and then I moved on to hockey, right?

Years later, I'm watching the UFC. It just keeps progressively getting more fun. I watch those knockout videos. I watch people getting slapped.

You know, there has to be a fucking word for the level of excited. The person holding the cell phone camera has.

When they start screaming world star, it literally sounds like they're on fire. They're so fucking excited that they filmed the knockout and that they're going to get it on the fucking website.

Like they're almost like peeing themselves. I do an impression of it, but I have a show I have to do in about eight days and it would shred my fucking voice.

I'll try to find out. I was going to lie to you and say I was going to try and find the clip. I have no idea where the clip where the clip is.

So anyway, so I went got into Philly on Thursday night. I had the big shoe, the really big shoe there on Friday.

So I was like, all right, let me go out and get a cheese steak. It was really late.

And I didn't have a car and I just said, fuck it. I said to the guys downstairs. I go, all right, where's the closest place to get a good one?

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