Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday. November 2nd, 2015. Oh my God, it's November. You know, the

greatest holiday of the year for me is what Thanksgiving. I like it. It's

family. You get to eat. What about flag day? That's a good one, isn't it? Why don't

you go underground? Support that indie band, right? You could do that. Labor

days, another good one. Blueberry pancake day or whatever the fuck it was at

time when I was in Atlanta. I'll tell you guys that story. I went into do morning

TV. The worst fucking thing a comedian can ever do. It doesn't sell one fucking

ticket. You know what? Just morning TV fucking stay at home moms. You know, you

know, those in the in the those awful stay at home moms, a cool stay at home

mom probably pops in a good movie or some shit like that. But those you know

those ones that talk to kids like they're fucking morons and they do it like

you know, it's bad enough when the kids really little. But when they're like six

years old and they're still going like, they do that fucking up and down

talking with like their eyes really fucking open eyebrows way up. You just want

to fucking slap them in the back of the head like what are you doing? And do me

favor. Don't talk to my dog like that because you got to freak her out. She's

going to go for your throat. All she's going to hear is heightened excitement.

And she's going to be thinking someone's going to beat the shit out of her

again like what what a web the fuck did it to her before I got her? Isn't that

right? Cleo? Huh? She's over there already sleeping. This fucking dog slept for

eight goddamn hours last night, right? Right next to me, by the way, I didn't

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