Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 11-16-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2023
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about egg cremes, Monaco, and getting deep.
(00:00) Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(34:14) Thursday Throwback: 11-16-23: Bill rambles about MSG show, Thanksgiving Douche, and Ronda Rousey fight.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday, morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you, checking in to see how you're doing seeing how you're feeling. |
| 0:17.0 | Sorry I'm way behind this week. I got some family in town, family bag eche, and I didn't do the |
| 0:28.4 | podcast last night and this morning. I had to do the Rich Eisen Eisen show one of my favorite shows to do |
| 0:34.8 | transcend sports just a fucking great guy I went down there and had a great time so I |
| 0:40.5 | think it's live I I'm not sure. |
| 0:42.8 | Fuck it! We'll do it live! |
| 0:44.8 | I think it's live. So I don't know if it already happened or not. |
| 0:48.8 | I think it did. I think it already happened. |
| 0:51.6 | Whatever. We had a great discussion we talked about you know people |
| 0:55.2 | talking about firing bill bellichet we talked about the Michigan thing we talked about old dads |
| 0:59.3 | I could finally talk about old dads I I I fucking sat in traffic I mean I had a whole goddamn day here. I got to get |
| 1:08.6 | back to the gym I'm eating right but I got to get back to the gym. I swear to God, dude, I like, I understand why guys my age are just doing this shit, you know? It's like, you know, the testosterone, right? The hair plugs the the Botox the penis enlargement the |
| 1:27.8 | calf implants right the horse tranquilizers I understand you know the the micro dosing I get it I get it if you just |
| 1:37.9 | fucking naturally live out your life, that means. |
| 1:43.0 | You don't take any supplements or anything like that. |
| 1:45.0 | You know, I watch these lions take down an elephant one time. |
| 1:48.0 | And that's what life is. |
| 1:51.0 | Life is the lions and you're the fucking elephant. |
| 1:53.2 | He was able to shake him off for a while when he was young |
| 2:02.4 | but then it was the fucking he was younger and it was |
| 2:03.0 | fucking thing was old and it just happens one time |
| 2:06.8 | that last lion jumps on you and your two back knees buckle |
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