Monday Morning Podcast 11-13-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Bill rambles about Madison Square Garden, a cashless society, and Old Dads.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.5 | podcast for Monday, November 13th, 2023. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going? You like the new microphone? |
| 0:18.0 | Crystal clear ignorance coming at you to start the work week. |
| 0:24.0 | Sorry I'm late. |
| 0:25.9 | I had to fly back. |
| 0:28.6 | I'm finally back home my last long run of the year. |
| 0:34.0 | All I got is Vegas next weekend. |
| 0:37.4 | One quick, one quick gig and that's it. That's it. And then I'm done for the whole year and I got nothing else. I got nothing |
| 0:47.2 | lined up. I ain't doing shit. Okay? I ain't doing fucking shit. |
| 0:53.4 | That's my game plan. |
| 0:56.5 | My game plan is I'm not doing shit. |
| 1:00.8 | First of all, I can talk about old dads now. The strike is over. |
| 1:06.3 | Strike is over. You know we didn't lose too bad, right? It's only for three years. Each |
| 1:12.0 | every three years now they're going to do more and more AI until they lose until they just get rid of fucking everybody. |
| 1:19.0 | That's what I think. They're going to start with extras and then they're going to move to character actors and then leads and then directors |
| 1:28.0 | I think they're just going to gradually do that. But what's great is they're going to act like AI is for everybody and how they're |
| 1:36.6 | going to do that is they're going to give regular people robots that they can |
| 1:40.9 | fuck any way that they want, right? |
| 1:44.2 | And then everybody's, you know, I don't think it's all bad, |
| 1:46.9 | it's convenient, it helps you with my groceries, |
| 1:50.5 | it blows me. I like it and then meanwhile there's going to be like a |
| 1:56.0 | fucking switch in there and they're just going to take all of us out. You're going to |
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