Monday Morning Podcast 11-20-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2023
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Bill rambles about addictive cellphone game addiction, Las Vegas capitalism, and old school food places.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:04.3 | podcast for Monday, November 20th, 2023. What's going on? How are you? How's it |
| 0:11.4 | going in your world? Is it going good? I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. I'm |
| 0:17.4 | fucking burnt out. I'm wiped out. I'm wiped out. I am any other out that you want to fire. |
| 0:27.0 | My tour is done. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm back from Las Vegas. |
| 0:37.1 | I think I've done all of my business that I have to fucking do and I think I'm off this week and I'm going to try to do something that I don't know how to do is basically |
| 0:42.2 | sit around and fucking do nothing |
| 0:45.7 | You know that's what the fuck I want to do I got to get smart again |
| 0:50.1 | It's one of the dumbest things I've ever said. You know what my problem is? |
| 0:54.0 | I'm not smart. |
| 0:54.6 | I gotta get smart again. |
| 0:56.5 | No, I kind of just was working out. |
| 0:59.9 | I was doing fine and then I got a little sick and you know stop working out |
| 1:06.6 | stop stretching stop practicing my French got fucking addicted to my phone |
| 1:11.1 | again I mean I think even when I have my phone under control it's |
| 1:15.3 | fucking insane how much I'm looking at my phone just looking at it constantly |
| 1:19.2 | looking at it. I was on a plane today and I was like this is it this is the last stupid game on your phone |
| 1:25.2 | That you're gonna look at and I just kept going I play this stupid fucking you know |
| 1:31.5 | Word search game and I'm like obsessed like I have to do it |
| 1:36.2 | every single day they have the daily one you know to get you hooked on it and I |
| 1:41.5 | don't want to miss it because if you miss one then you don't get the bonus points for doing it 10 days in a row and then 20 days in a row then the home of the whole |
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