Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-20-22
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 October 2022
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about camper trucks, playoffs, and watching your home run.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just |
| 0:04.8 | before Friday Monday morning podcast and... |
| 0:18.0 | Just checking in on you. Sorry. It was just frustration. |
| 0:24.0 | Working, working, working, Billy's always working. |
| 0:30.0 | Fuck you, mean yo, he's working. You know, God damn showbiz that you sitting in an infinity pool, |
| 0:36.0 | fucking a fetus in the goddamn Hollywood Hills. Talk about gender neutral fucking bathrooms when |
| 0:42.0 | a goddamn russians are on their way. I only on the head, driving truck. |
| 0:48.0 | All right, I see America. I am America. I'm all about it. |
| 0:58.8 | I actually have, I have a nice little break here. I have a nice little day and a half just for me. |
| 1:06.0 | I'll tell you this. I think I'm walking away from coffee. You know, like that person who just |
| 1:12.0 | did heroin for the summer. I think like that's the thing. I'm fucking, I'm done with that shit, though. |
| 1:19.6 | Uh, I think it's just like anything else. It needs, it has to have a time and a fucking place. |
| 1:26.0 | But this whole bullshit that I feel tired and rather, I need a nap and then I drink that shit. |
| 1:31.7 | It's like, no, I don't. It's like you still do. And I want to be that old guy that falls |
| 1:38.7 | asleep in a chair. You know, those old guys, like the second they sit down, it's like if you don't |
| 1:46.7 | get to the meat of the order, like they're just going to be asleep within like fucking three minutes. |
| 1:52.5 | Like they just can fucking you just get to that age, man. You can sleep anywhere. And that's really |
| 1:58.6 | an art. Um, I think people who can sleep anywhere are at peace. You know, because I think |
| 2:06.8 | Bill, obviously you're talking to yourself. We know you think this. Well, I don't know how to get |
| 2:13.1 | into other, the sentence any other way. All right. It's like the one phrase I know in English. |
| 2:17.8 | I think this stuff. I think it. And I say it. Welcome to my podcast. |
| 2:24.8 | If you're truly at peace, I bet you can sleep anywhere. I gotta say, I think now I'm in my own head. |
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