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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 10-24-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about murder, cheating, and siestas.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bird. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:06.6

October 24,

0:08.6

2022

0:12.4

What's going on? How are you?

0:18.6

All right, I got to miss something man. Like when it comes to my kids toys, I am obsessed

0:24.4

with them not losing

0:26.4

any of the pieces in any of that shit. It drives me fucking nuts

0:33.2

when you know I see a puzzle and there's a piece missing or those little blocks like the pyramids.

0:39.3

I'm looking at it right now. I'm like where are the other fucking pieces? That thing over there

0:42.9

is supposed to have three bulls and only has one inside the little house. Where the fuck is that?

0:48.3

That thing over there had marbles with it. Where the fuck are those? It drives me up the fucking

0:53.8

wall. I don't know why and it's just something that I've realized that I just have to let go of.

1:01.2

Okay, the kids get the test off. They drag it into other rooms and then when people go to put it

1:05.5

away, you know, they're exhausted so they just fucking throw it in the nearest bin.

1:11.2

But ever you like three months, I come down to the playroom and I empty out all the bins

1:16.4

like that detective that won't fucking quit on a cold case and I fucking put everything back

1:22.2

where it should be and there's this one puzzle that has it's up in ice cream and the cherry is

1:29.1

somehow missing and it just it fucking ruins my day every time I look at it. I don't know why

1:35.9

I should fucking let it go like I just did with like 200,000 pounds of fucking clothes that I've

1:41.4

gotten over the years. Jesus Christ, you would think I was moving a fucking dead body out of my

1:47.7

house. He wanted garbage bags. So I got some shit that I'm selling and then I found this place

1:52.8

where I can donate it because I didn't want to just, you know, bring it over to Goodwill where I

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