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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 10-17-22

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about obsolescence, tomato soup vandalism, and a shitty roommate.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.0

From Monday, October 17th, 2022, what's going on? How, whoa, yeah!

0:17.0

How's it got a fucking lights burnt up?

0:19.0

You gotta fix that.

0:21.0

You know, I'll tell you, your J.E. just never seems to end.

0:25.0

You know, you don't have people, and people who don't have children just can't understand.

0:32.0

How much is that like a fucking like thing that human beings do?

0:39.0

Like they're always putting it like, well, unless you do what I do, you don't understand, you know,

0:45.0

whatever the emotion you're feeling, you don't know what laughter is until you've done X-Y-N's.

0:51.0

You don't know what crying is until you're getting your vatch waxed and the power goes out.

0:58.0

You know, whatever the fuck you're saying.

1:00.0

I don't know the fuck they're doing.

1:02.0

It's like, no, everybody knows it. Everybody just knows different degrees.

1:06.0

Different degrees. Different degrees of it.

1:10.0

If you know the podcast, this is the level of intellect on this thing.

1:13.0

Different degrees of it.

1:16.0

Like I remember one time I was fucking, I don't know what the fuck I was doing.

1:24.0

I was doing some, I did not, like my millionth school in the state of Kansas.

1:30.0

And I was trying to explain it to this guy in the guy, I forget what the fuck I was,

1:35.0

but the guy was like, bail, not, now don't tell me about Kansas.

1:40.0

And I was like, all right, and I found out he spent a weekend up there with the next girlfriend.

1:45.0

And then all of a sudden he just fucking knew everything and I had to shut the fuck up.

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