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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-19-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about getting startled, Playboy, and trolling.

**Bill's bluetooth headphones were unknowingly connected affecting the audio quality

(00:00 - 31:02)  Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(31:03 - 01:25:45) Thursday Throwback 10-19-15

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Born, free, born a Prima-dee, to Limong, Jimbo-Belgium-A,

0:08.7

Sailor-Fucking-Judy Podcast, a Prima-Vombridae,

0:17.2

something about Lundy. What's going on, you motherfuckers?

0:20.8

Oh, man, I'm, yeah, yeah, they have one of those days where it's like it's the universe trying to tell me to go back to bed.

0:28.0

Because I will, I will, my class, she had a rough day yesterday, right?

0:38.0

And I figured out, I figured out broads.

0:42.0

All right, I've learned how to respect these bitches.

0:48.0

No, I've actually figured out, you know, how to be in a relationship, I just get it now.

0:55.0

Like, you're with somebody that agreed to spend their life with you.

0:59.0

And if you walk around being a grumpy cunt, not only are you wasting your life, you're wasting their life too.

1:05.0

So, check it in on her, right?

1:07.0

Check it in on you!

1:09.0

And, um, chat a bad night's sleep with my, my son kept coming in and everything, so I just said, hey, you know, why don't you go sleep with my office tonight?

1:16.0

I'll get the kids ready.

1:18.0

Yada, yada, yada, right?

1:20.0

And one of my, and she's like, you do that for me.

1:22.0

I said, absolutely, she gave me a sweet kiss right on the cheek.

1:26.0

Told me she loved me, you know?

1:29.0

And she woke up the next day just glowing, right as rain, great mood.

1:35.0

Been humming songs around the house, fantastic, right?

1:38.0

Me on the other hand, I sat there and watched fucking Instagram videos.

1:43.0

I watched a guy in YouTube teach me how to play, what do you do for money, honey?

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