Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, October 23rd, 2023. What's going on on how are you?

How are you?

How's it going?

Jesus Christ, it's the holiday season. I should have already started my

fucking Christmas shopping. I said, well first of all morning, good morning everybody

before I start going off here, before I start out let me let me let you get a

fucking sip of your coffee you know well maybe you're driving down the street you

some beat down fucking person you know one of those people that wears a raincoat every day, but you're not a pervert.

It's just like part of your mood.

Like that Colombo guy, just always walking around all slubby

on your way to work

you know

letting people in that's a great way to get home and go to work just let people in

Go ahead you in fucking patient bastard

God bless you

Did that get you five seconds closer to that thing you don't even want to do? Why are you trying to be early to something you don't want to do?

Would you like to go in front of me?

Fantastic.

I'll get to work eight seconds later and that's eight less seconds.

I have to listen to every fucking idiot that I work with.

That's one way of looking at it.

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