Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,

October 60, 2023. I almost said August. Oh my God. What a fucking faux pas. That would have been,

it would have to erase 17 seconds and start all over again. But isn't that what life is about,

you know, just acknowledging that you made a mistake and taking the time to stop,

go back and fix what it is. Guys, let's all just make a promise to ourselves

that when we make mistakes, the first thing we do is we forgive ourselves.

What'd you do with this? If this became, this is what the podcast became, you know, that's a big

fucking celebrity move is when, you know, whatever the fuck it was you were doing isn't making any

fucking money anymore. What is the fucking move? You start giving advice to complete strangers like

you give a fuck about them. Guys, I just want, you know, I just wanted to take a moment

outside my big white fucking mansion, you know, those big stupid white boxes, indoor, outdoor living,

open space. So fucking stupid. Who the fuck, what are they called? Now indoor, outdoor living,

and then it's like not open space. I forget now. Open floor plan. It has an open floor plan. Look

over here's where you make cookies. And while you do that, you can watch somebody fucking watch

in TV. It's like, I like the walls. All right. Open floor plan is great until you have a fight with

your wife. And then you just can't get away from her. I mean, walls save marriages. You got a

fucking, you can't just have her looking at you. Just hating everything about just staring at the

back of your head. She's out in the kitchen, right? She just starts thinking like, what if I just

fucking, this is skillet right over there. What if I just grabbed it, walked over, whacked them on

the fucking head? All right. Through the skillet, none of the ravine. There's always a ravine.

Whenever somebody who's never killed somebody before, when it's a crime of passion, there's,

there's either a ravine, a crawl space, or some sort of trunk. I've learned that when my wife watches

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