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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 10-18-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2018

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Bill rambles about doing press, building security, and Michelin stars. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Bird. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:10.0

I'm just checking in on you.

0:13.0

See now you weeks going. I know if you live in Boston, your weeks going pretty good. If you live in Houston, I ain't going so good. Is it?

0:22.0

Fucking unbelievable. How many times? How many fucking times do fucking players on opposing teams?

0:30.0

Just going to fucking rile up the other team with some dumb horseshit.

0:35.0

Didn't you learn anything with Aaron Judge in a very unerringed judge moment playing fucking New York, New York, up in Boston?

0:46.0

Because they what they tied the fucking series? What are you doing? And then this other jackass on Houston looking at some game film.

0:57.0

It's where they went back to back to back on fucking what have all the whatever's I don't know what anybody's fucking name is.

1:02.0

Why the fuck would you do that? I'm glad you keep doing it.

1:06.0

Stupid fucking moves.

1:11.0

You're the defending world series champions. You don't need to be going around trying to fucking troll people.

1:17.0

You carry yourself with the quiet confidence of the champion. That's what you're supposed to do. You don't fucking rile them up.

1:27.0

So they can be in the other locker room. Go on. Tell you something about those guys cross the hall.

1:33.0

Then I'll respect you.

1:36.0

I mean, look what he said on fucking on fucking FaceTime. Whatever the fuck these kids are doing.

1:43.0

And I know there's a lot of people down the Houston going like, you know, I don't know about that. I'll do that thing.

1:49.0

I think that was a fucking home run. You know what? I agree with you.

1:53.0

God knows they didn't have any angle where you could definitively say it one way or another.

2:01.0

Look like he reached back into the stands. I know Kate Upton thought that that's the way it went down. And that's good enough for me.

2:13.0

Kate Upton said so for players in the stands, fans are supposed to move over. Those are the rules. MLB shouldn't let fans sit there.

2:22.0

They didn't reach over the fence.

2:25.0

You know, who would have thought Kate Upton was that into the fucking game? It's great.

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