Monday Morning Podcast 10-15-18
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2018
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on is bill burn is time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday October 15th 2018 |
| 0:06.3 | What's going on how ah yeah? |
| 0:09.1 | You hear the echo echo |
| 0:12.1 | I am in New York City everybody. I am |
| 0:15.1 | Here for the next two three days. I'm doing a bunch of press to promote my show at Madison Square God |
| 0:21.5 | No, November 7th of this same year of our Lord and the Chinese check and whatever the fucking Chinese |
| 0:27.8 | Whatever is it is at the year of the monkey? That was the year I was born. I was born the year of the monkey, you know |
| 0:33.3 | I find that very offensive. I am not a monkey |
| 0:37.7 | Yeah, yeah, I'm a dancing monkey. I was born in the Chinese New Year of the dancing monkey |
| 0:47.0 | Shanghai shit joke. I'm trying to do a little racial right there didn't really work |
| 0:51.4 | Um anyways, what's I mean I could I be having a better sports weekend? I |
| 0:58.8 | Mean I gotta tell you if I'm built for I gotta be pretty fucking happy with what I saw this day on the fucking boom tube |
| 1:07.1 | You would think |
| 1:09.1 | You would think that I would be excited last night that my no England Patriots |
| 1:14.8 | That I would be excited that they knocked off the undefeated Kansas City chiefs |
| 1:19.2 | Okay, now obviously I am happy that we won the fucking game |
| 1:24.4 | But if somebody's gonna sit there and tell me that that's what a football game is gonna look like in |
| 1:29.8 | The future. I don't even know what that was like watching two people playing mad in football |
| 1:36.0 | You know it reminded me of the Super Bowl last year where there was just no defense |
| 1:41.9 | And you know who likes shit like that people who art fans of the fucking game |
| 1:46.7 | I |
| 1:49.1 | Just you know |
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