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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 10-22-18

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 October 2018

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Bill rambles about knives, the pumpkin patch, and engine fires. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, October 22nd

0:08.8

2018 what's going on? How are you?

0:13.0

Oh, it's almost a holiday season

0:16.4

Adobe Adobe do in Halloween and Thanksgiving. Don't forget about them before you slide into fucking Hanukkah and Christmas

0:25.5

right

0:27.5

Halloween and Thanksgiving are the fucking Joey Bishop and

0:32.7

What's the other guy's name? What was the other guy that was in the Radpeck was it Rod labor?

0:40.1

Something Crawford. I don't know what the fuck his name was Cindy Crawford Cindy Serum

0:45.5

Isn't it great to send these back on TV

0:48.6

Telling these old brods if they get to fuck the fucking serum and they don't have her genetics. They're still somehow gonna look younger

0:55.8

You know

0:57.3

I mean she honestly looks like she's like fucking 30

1:04.2

I'm gonna get some Cindy's theorem my hair is gonna come back. It's gonna be all wavy

1:10.9

I'm gonna get a fucking contract with Chanel

1:14.8

My stupid phone keeps saying update Apple ID settings. It's not a stupid phone. I apologize. Excuse me. I'm a spoke

1:22.4

It's not a stupid phone. It's a smartphone. Oh

1:25.6

It's so fucking smart every two seconds, you know to diva

1:30.1

Update Apple ID settings some account services will not be available until you sign in again

1:36.1

So I keep signing in and there's some sort of fucking code this post to send me and I think I deleted it because I just have some bullshit from Verizon

1:44.3

You know like you want to if you want to pay your bill online

1:47.7

You know what's option to fucking submit your DNA if you'd like with your fingerprint

1:55.9

So we can pass that on to some fucking Russian mobster

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