Hey what's going on it's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm sorry about the recording here I

am in Washington DC and I forgot to bring my laptop because I did not pack

the night before because I went out with some friends and we hung out and I was

like I you know I'm only leaving for a couple of days I wake up the morning

throw a couple of shirts and some pants and a fucking backpack and I'll be fine

and you know didn't work out and I forgot my fucking laptop so if you're

listening to this right now on a Thursday it's a fucking miracle because

somehow I figured out how to download the Dropbox app and send this thing to

my fucking my good friend Andrew to put this thing up so we'll see and I've

already made an attempt at this and it was really quiet and then the screen

once the screen cuts out the recording stops so occasionally I have to touch

the fucking screen to keep this thing going so in other words it's gonna be a

really fucked up podcast here all right so just hang in there with me that's all

I need you to do is hang in here and by the way I'm gonna give you guys a couple

of travel tips all right a lot of people go out and they buy those stupid bows

fucking headsets those noise cancelling things or somehow it mimics the

frequency of whatever the fuck is going on the the area around you so then you

can't hear anything you know so then your ear doesn't vibrate I have no

fucking idea or is your vibrating like a motherfucker you just can't hear it

right now I have no idea but all I know is there a lot of fucking money just

go get yourself some ear plugs that's why you need stick jam some fucking ear

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