Hey, what's going on is Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, October 5th, 2015.

You have to deal with this. This is the level of talking that I'm going to be able to do because I have a couple of guests here in my house and it's 8 a.m.

And I'm trying to be courteous unlike the cunt that called me at 6.58 in the morning.

I thought it was some fucking radio guy, you know, for some gig I had back east. I had no idea.

I was like, hey, what is going on about the attack of that?

I was like, what? I guess my wife scheduled some fucking shit here at the house on Sunday Saturday.

She wasn't even aware of it. I don't know, something about the fucking alarm.

She goes, anyway, I can reschedule. It's like, well, I don't know about this one.

I got away to my wife wakes up and he goes, oh, okay, something I woke you up to.

It's like, yeah, it's 6.58 in the morning. You're cunt with your fucking morning DJ voice.

Hey, it's Eddie in the bulldog. We got Bill Burr coming up here to bed.

I was going to be doing two shows here in Maryland.

Sorry, I was a bad morning DJ voice, but you know something? I'm trying to be courteous to the other people in the fucking house here.

Alright, whatever. Let's plow through the podcast here.

I got to say something. I got to get something right off my old freckled fucking chest here to start this thing.

Alright, the W hotel, I am fucking done with that place.

At a great weekend, right? I did a couple of benefits out in DC.

And one that Tignitaro set up for the planned parenthood.

And it was such a fucking cool crowd.

My whole set, I just kept telling him that they didn't like babies.

What are my favorite things to do when you do a benefit?

Is you go out there and then you act like you don't understand the point of view of the people that are doing the benefit?

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