Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-5-23
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2023
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about gas station etiquette, going out like Jackie Gleason, and front porch life.
(00:00 - 30:07) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast
(31:33 - end) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-5-15: Bill rambles about Tony Romo haters, The Rose Bowl, and remembers Stuart Scott.
Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - Only A Child
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burn. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and |
| 0:08.0 | Just checking in on you |
| 0:11.0 | Just checking in to see how it's going |
| 0:14.5 | The first week of 2023 |
| 0:18.8 | Holidays are over |
| 0:21.0 | You know, you got to do that sad thing and taking down the tree. Oh |
| 0:25.0 | Is there anything sadder than taking down the tree? You feel great though when it's all over |
| 0:32.5 | When all the decorations and everything's put away |
| 0:35.7 | There is a certain level of relief, but taking them all down |
| 0:39.7 | You know, you feel like you lost an election |
| 0:44.0 | You're working for us. I always pictured that like you know |
| 0:47.5 | What that must be like to like lose like a present a presidential election |
| 0:54.8 | Like you to the point where most of the free world actually is kind of knowing your name if you're you know the |
| 1:01.4 | Standing president |
| 1:02.7 | Rerunning the everybody knows your fucking name and all of a sudden you lose and all those glad handers |
| 1:09.3 | Slapping you on the back. Yeah, the Elvis entourage you tell a little joke a guy walk six paces over to a wall and |
| 1:16.6 | Slaps it as if anything has ever been that funny |
| 1:21.0 | Which is something I maintain nothing has ever been so funny that you had to run out of the room |
| 1:26.7 | Some of these TV shows you'll see somebody will make a joke and then they themselves actually run out of the room |
| 1:35.9 | Which to me I feel is sort of the end zone dance of |
| 1:40.3 | Telling a joke or maybe it goes idiots who get like a first down |
| 1:43.4 | Or my favorite my favorite you're down by 20 and you stop the running back for like a one-yard loss and you get up flexing and stomping around |
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