Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

January 22nd, 2023.

How the fuck are you? It's a brand new year, man.

Um, oh fucking, uh, Billy Boylemaker over here is feeling a lot better.

Thank you to modern medicine. See, it's not all bad. Matt saying it's all good.

Not saying it's honest, not saying it's not fixed.

I'm just saying, man, when you actually go to a doctor rather than talking to your friend

or going on the internet, they seem to know what the fuck they're doing.

And sure you leave with a couple of microchips in you and all of a sudden you don't mind Joe Biden,

but you know what? Your cough goes away.

And in the end, isn't it all about you as the individual?

Huh? As you go out and you buy more shit, you don't fucking need.

It's man out of plastic.

And then you stick it in the blue bin for recycling.

Knowing full well, they don't recycle that shit.

No one full well. It's going to end up in the ocean.

But you know what? We're not going to see it.

You might stumble upon a video that shows it.

And the second you hear that sad music, you're like, I don't want to watch this.

I had a tough day, man. I don't want to deal with where that fucking hula hoop way.

Right? So you put on another video, epic fails.

You know what I like watching? I like watching Asians in Asia.

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