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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 1-9-23

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about playoffs, big golf bodies, and angry soccer chants.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday.

0:07.2

January 9th, 2023.

0:10.6

What's going on? How? Why? Yeah.

0:14.1

How's it going everybody? I hope you're having a wonderful 2023 so far. I hope you count your blessings.

0:21.5

I hope you're just holding everybody you don't hear it here.

0:24.9

And all that other filler that people say, right? They're all fucking, you know, just filling it up with the old filler up, you know,

0:37.1

just saying what you're spuzzing thoughts and prayers go out to the fucking something see fun and, you know,

0:45.4

when one for the gipper or whatever the fuck you're supposed to say nowadays, you just, you just, you just say nice things.

0:52.2

I hope the sun shines down on your part of the world and when it does, you take in the rays and just realize that the sun's always out, you know, tomorrow,

1:05.9

sun will come out tomorrow. But that sign in the window won't change society, but you tried.

1:14.8

You wrote your political opinion, not a piece of paper, you stuck it in the window because you're self-involved and you think people care,

1:25.4

but they do not give a fuck what you think their parents already filled their heads.

1:34.9

All right, there you go. I'm working on a new musical.

1:37.6

You know, I'm sampling Annie. I'm not stealing. All right. I feel like I have the right consider I'm also a ginger.

1:47.6

You know, I love how orphan Annie was a fucking redhead. Of course they kicked to the curb the second they saw coming out with that shit, right?

1:54.6

Delay, so, you know, I got brown here. You got black hair. What the fuck is this?

1:59.6

How am I just, you know, a couple of generations back, you put that thing down the goddamn orphanage. We're going to try again. All right.

2:06.6

So stretch your fucking legs woman. You dump that package off. You come back and we're going to get back to fucking you understand me.

2:14.6

That's the prequel to Annie that I have been shopping around Hollywood for years and no one wants to hear it. You know,

2:23.6

and I'm calling reverse sexism.

2:26.6

Actually, I was going to sell the idea, but then they were like, but are you the right person at this time to direct it?

2:35.6

And I was like, well, I am a ginger and they said, yeah, but it all fell out. And I said fair enough.

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