Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burns time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday

Monday morning podcast and I'll just check in and on you.

All right, right out of the gate, you got to be like, Bill, why are you so fucking subdued?

Where's that energy that I need to get my Thursday? Well, I live my best life going. Well,

it's like 5.30 in the fucking morning, right? So maybe you think in Hey Bill, why you

up so early? Or maybe you're not thinking that maybe I'm so fucking self involved that

I think that you give a fuck what I'm doing. I got some acting work. So tough acting,

ten acting. I got some acting work, and this shit always starts really early. I can't

tell you what I'm doing. I can't tell you, I always tell you the role that I'm playing

a cop, you know, because what else am I going to play? All right, cop, fireman, confused

ginger, very limited. So it's just a quicky couple of day thing here that I've been doing,

spread out over a couple of weeks or whatever. You know, yesterday was the first day, you

know, it was all action chasing this fucking guy down this goddamn alley. They had me running

like fucking TJ Hooker. You guys ever watched TJ Hooker? I don't think in the history of

television, there's ever been a fucking actor of a certain age that ran more, that ran

further distances in an episode of television. He has that record and overall on the series

than William Shatner when he was on TJ Hooker. They used to have this poor guy and he was

like in his 50s, I think when he did TJ Hooker, right? They used to have this guy start like

50 yards away. I know I've talked about this before and they would show him and he would

have to run all the way to the camera. And just when you thought that was done, then they

did the reverse shot and he ran another 50 yards, just hauling ass and cop shoes with that

fucking utility belt on. I always respected the man for that. Not when I was younger. I just

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