Monday Morning Podcast 1-27-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Bill rambles about the tragedy in Calabasas, baking a cake, and sober activities.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday, January 27th,
0:07.2	2020, what's going on?
0:09.2	How?
0:10.2	Ah, yeah.
0:13.2	How's it going?
0:15.3	How are you people?
0:18.1	I hope you're having a good day despite the fucking horrible day that it was yesterday.
0:23.2	I'll get into that later. I'll try to make you laugh first.
0:26.3	As opposed to fucking dwelling on that fucking horrific horrific horrific shit.
0:34.9	But now I brought it up. What do I how do I segue? Well, I'm in New York City right now.
0:39.7	Home of the the fucking oh the greatest fucking slice of PJ year. Well, fucking head
0:47.7	According to people here, and then people in Chicago. Oh, it's not it's not big enough.
0:51.8	It's not deep enough. You know what I mean? I just feel New York's pizza is just like surface.
0:58.6	You know Chicago pizza just has so much more depth to it.
1:02.4	Um, I love when fat fucks sit there and argue about pizza.
1:09.2	You know what I mean?
1:11.2	That's like a great dance. And that's another great thing about living in a first world country.
1:15.5	You can get into a fist fight over who has a better slice of pizza for your fat fucking dad,
1:21.4	but
1:25.9	They use too many fucking it's only you
1:30.6	You see just slice and shut the fuck up. It's be happy you didn't have to walk five miles for fresh water
1:36.4	It tubs a shit, but haven't said that if you can recommend some good pizza old freckles here is all about it
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