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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 2-3-20

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2020

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, things that should be illegal, and conflicting food facts.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast from Monday February 3rd, 2020. What's going on?

0:09.0

Oh, yeah. Oh, man. You know, the day after this Super Bowl is always such a bummer, unless you're a team one for the rest of us.

0:24.0

It's just like, ah, man, football season is over. Now, what do I do? You know what you do? You watch fucking hockey or basketball. You pick one or the other.

0:34.5

College of Pro, whatever you fucking deal is. Anyways, congratulations to your Kansas City Chiefs that's in the day.

0:46.0

They're 15 Super Bowl champions. They're second championship. They won Super Bowl 4 and Super Bowl 54. That has to be a record.

1:01.0

In fact, I know it is as far as like wins between Super bowls. I mean, the the the jets will break it someday, whenever the fuck they win it.

1:12.0

But as for right now, that is your that is your record. So congratulations. You got to be going crazy, folks. You got to be going crazy and in in fucking Kansas City, Missouri or if you're the president, he thinks Kansas City, Kansas.

1:29.0

You know, it's not those things that makes me just not like Trump. It's when he just openly defends bigots in racist. It's just fucking like the fact that people can still fucking sit there and be like, yeah, it's the guy's right.

1:44.0

It's just beyond me. And I don't mind conservative thought. It's just, you know, how about you let everybody sit down at the fucking table, man. Anyway, um,

1:55.0

condolences to the 49ers who were right there with 10 minutes left, winning 20 to 10.

2:03.0

That close to winning their sixth and joining the Pittsburgh Steelers and your New England Patriots is the, I don't know, biggest winners of Super Bowl's.

2:17.0

But for some reason, the fucking league is 100 years old and you only need six titles to be the fucking Yankees, which makes no fucking sense.

2:25.0

They just, you know, they just blew off their first 50 years. I don't understand it. We'll never understand it.

2:35.0

We'll never, I, I, that type of shit. I don't understand politicians in LA with this stupid petition asking the Red Sox to give back the World Series title from last year.

2:48.0

While it's like, okay, well, let, if you're really about fair play, then you should, you should also give back the Los Angeles Lakers 2002 NBA title, considering there was a mobbed up ref that fixed the series against the Sacramento King.

3:07.0

So what is it, LA? Do you really give a shit or do you just give a shit about yourselves?

3:15.0

Speaking of which, I had so much fun watching that game because I didn't have a dog in the fight and I thought it was so cool seeing the chiefs in there and the way they did the end zone, like the way it was way back in the day.

3:27.0

It's the exact same end zone. If you like the same color, you know, 64-times power trap.

3:31.0

That shit was great to see the 49ers back in it. I don't know. They look cool playing each other. I don't know. I really enjoyed it.

3:43.0

And then I was just at this party watching 49er fans, one in particular, absolutely losing his mind at the fucking officiating in that game. And I got to tell you, I'm impartial here.

4:00.0

He wasn't wrong. I thought one of the major advantages to 49ers had was their front four. And I got to be honest with you, the level of fucking holding that they just didn't call. I mean, we were seeing it in live time. I would just be going holding.

4:15.0

They grabbed that bossa guy. They just right underneath his pads and just hang on, unlike major fucking plays. It was such a, you know, just such a weird thing like, you know, I would not call it holding.

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