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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-3-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2019

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Bill rambles about customs, fake asses and Tipper Gore. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on?

0:02.0

It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast and I'm just checking in on you.

0:10.0

Can't yell. I can't yell. I am in Cologne, Germany.

0:16.0

And it is, it is 149.

0:21.0

Whoops. Sorry. 149 in the fucking morning.

0:25.0

And I'm fucking wide awake. I'm still on fucking LA time.

0:30.0

What time is it back there? 9 hour difference, say it's 2 o'clock.

0:34.0

It's about what? 9.30 in the morning? I don't know what the fuck it is.

0:38.0

It's about 4.30, 4.5 o'clock or some shit.

0:41.0

Anyways, how are you? How you doing? I made it over here.

0:44.0

The flight was a fucking joke.

0:47.0

I literally watched, like, I watched one full movie.

0:53.0

Alright, it was, uh, I watched Doctor Strange Love, one of my favorite movies of all time and favorite director Stanley Kubrick and Peter Sellers.

1:04.0

Everybody in that movie is fucking brilliant. I watched that and then I watched a half hour of goodwill hunting.

1:13.0

I was like, I am not literally not seeing this movie since I saw it in the movie theaters.

1:20.0

I've seen bits and pieces because it's on, but I never just sat down to watch it.

1:27.0

For those of you who never seen it, he's wicked smat.

1:30.0

He cleansed the floors, but he's wicked smat.

1:36.0

It's all a little bit of that and it was crazy because that movie doesn't seem that old to me.

1:39.0

I was like, wow, man, that fucking movie is 21 years old and what I was just seeing.

1:43.0

Just the shot of the skyline of Boston, how much it's changed.

1:48.0

Since then, and how much it's gentrified.

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