Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning

podcast for Monday, December 31st, 2018.

Kasia thought there was 32 days in December. This is the last day of 2018. What are

you going to do with it? Are you going to seize the day?

Seize the day, aka cram too much shit into a 24-hour period. So you're fucking

stressed out for the next day. That's how I do it. That's how I do it. Oh, by the

way, guess what? I finally got that little fucking piece. I needed for my

headphones and it works great. And as you see, I sat there and I fucking pitched

about it for what? Six fucking, it felt like nine years. I just ordered it on

Amazon. It showed up, you know, some fucking eight-year-old put on a welding

mask and made it. And then somebody else flew it on a fucking... What do you

call this goddamn thing? Is that hover over your neighborhood? Drone? You know, I don't

know. Anyways, happy new year to you. Happy new year to you. If you're going to

get shit-faced call in Uber or a lift, I'm actually going to be going out

tonight for the first time in a long time. I'm going to be going upscone out with my

whole family, my family, baggy. We're just going to go out to dinner. It's cool being a

dad, you know what I mean? Right then, I'm going to go out and go booze and all that shit.

You just fucking call two days before. Do you have a reservation at four in the

afternoon, 430? Like, why, yes, yes we do. It's like any other day here at four or

430 in the afternoon. However, you know, starting around seven, no, we don't.

I'm completely booked and everything's going to be jacked up the A hole. So we're all

going to go out and have a hopefully a pleasurable meal, enjoyable dinner and all that type of

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