Monday Morning Podcast 1-7-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.7 • 34.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Bill rambles about Germany, NFL playoffs, and thin privilege. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:02.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:03.0	Sorry, I didn't know if this thing was on or not.
0:04.4	It's Bill Burner's time for the Monday morning podcast.
0:07.8	For Monday, January 7, 2018, what's going on?
0:11.6	How are you?
0:15.0	It's fucking 332 in the morning.
0:17.8	And I slept a little bit, but just been having a motherfucker
0:21.7	of a time with this jet lag over here.
0:24.9	And you know why it is?
0:26.2	It's because I'm not boozing.
0:29.4	OK?
0:30.7	This one's for all you alcoholics out there.
0:36.5	I'm fucking with you.
0:37.9	People keep telling me to go get melatonin.
0:41.2	It's a natural way to get tired.
0:44.3	All I know is the unnatural way to get tired, which was what I always
0:50.2	did was just the first night I tried to stay up and then I'd go out.
0:53.4	And I would just go get I'd go booze.
0:57.2	I have a whole fucking stiff drink and just come home and pass out.
1:02.2	And then I'd start to get acclimated to their time.
1:04.8	I'd have to do that about three nights in a row and that I was fine.
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