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Monday Morning Podcast

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Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2020

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, eating like trash, and potty training books.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill burn. It's time for the Monday, a Thursday afternoon,

0:07.5

just before Friday Monday morning podcast and just checking in on you. Happy New Year's,

0:16.2

everybody. Happy new decade. You know, a lot of great things happened to you last decade,

0:22.4

all right? Maybe some bad things when it's behind you. You're now moving on. You're moving

0:27.1

on to a new decade. You know, and you got some new resolutions. You take a long, hard look at

0:33.6

yourself, you know, as you got in your head a little bit. Maybe if you had an edible or something,

0:38.8

you was sitting at a family table and you're just looking at everybody the way they eat, you know,

0:44.3

and how much resentment you have for them. And then at some point, you know, your little inner

0:50.2

fucking pot cookie was like, hey, man, what about you, man? Maybe it's not that, man, right? You

0:59.8

get your fucking head and you decided I am going to make changes for the better. I've decided the

1:06.4

same thing. All right. And one of them is I'm not going to flip out every time, well, I'm going to

1:12.4

try not to every time my, my computer, you know, not going to call it a name, um, gives me these

1:21.1

little update windows updates, not installed. When it just gives me the option of details or install,

1:29.6

restart now, try in an hour, try tonight, remind me tomorrow. Why don't you try tonight? All

1:35.4

right? Give me give me give that. Now, why don't I have to close that again? I'm not going to lose

1:39.6

my temper. See this, this is me just, you know, this is just me clicking here. There's political

1:45.2

prisoners around the world right now and holding cells. This is not something worth flipping out.

1:51.1

There I did it. See that? Now, when you go to make a change in yourself, there's going to be

1:59.1

some pain like there's going to be some suffering like right now. What I just did was tremendous,

2:04.6

you know, improvement in my own behavior with my computer, okay? And, but there's a price to pay.

2:12.9

And the price to pay is you, the listener, heard nothing funny during that entire thing. I just

2:19.5

handled it. My emotions didn't get out of control. And you're still sitting there waiting to

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