Monday Morning Podcast 1-6-20
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2020
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about having a temper tantrum in an Apple store, Hollywood hypocrites, and male lactation rebuttals.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on is Bill Burnt. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday January 6th, 2020 or 2020. |
| 0:08.5 | The two zero to the two zero. However the fuck you guys are saying it. What's going on? How are you? |
| 0:15.0 | I'm going to start this podcast off with an announcement. All right. The bill, the bill, Bert podcast is back. |
| 0:22.0 | All right. We're going to have two episodes a month. It's me and Bert. |
| 0:26.0 | Christia. Two episodes a month with video. Subscribe to the podcast on iTunes, Spotify and wherever podcasts are available. |
| 0:36.0 | Also go to the all things comedy YouTube channel and subscribe. First clip is up this Wednesday. |
| 0:42.0 | First new episode drops next Wednesday. What? First clip up is this Wednesday. |
| 0:48.0 | First new episode drops next Wednesday January 15th. Oh, that's right because we've done two. Sorry. Yeah, check it out. |
| 0:56.0 | Me and Bert just hanging out smoking a cigar. It's always some big giant fucking obnoxious cigar. |
| 1:02.0 | I love Bert Christia and I think you're going to love him too. All right. Let's get on with the unbelievable failure that is Bill Burnt already. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm already talking myself in the third person. So I've even failed even more. I'm six days into a new decade. |
| 1:23.0 | I have continued behavior that I've been trying to get rid of since at least. |
| 1:30.0 | I don't think in the 90s I realized how angry I was and in the 2000s. |
| 1:35.0 | This entire century I have failed fucking miserably. You know, I'm like that franchise that gets a new fucking coach or a new goddamn draft pick and the whole fan base gets excited. |
| 1:47.0 | And after one game you're like, no, it's going to be the exact same fucking deal. |
| 1:52.0 | So fucking disappointed in myself. By the way, did you guys see that thing on ESPN on Ryan leaf? Jesus Christ. |
| 1:59.0 | Fucking brutal. Fucking brutal. I got to tell you man. Like, you know, the way you fucking people go off on people. |
| 2:07.0 | I'm talking about all you people. I'm not talking about me. See, when I go off on somebody, it's an act. |
| 2:12.0 | Okay. I'm just air quote joking. I'm just up there air quote making money. |
| 2:19.0 | Air quote being mean. |
| 2:23.0 | Dude, the shit. I don't know. I can't make up my mind. I started to watch it and I fell asleep because it was late at night. |
| 2:29.0 | But he, he Ryan leaf goes through. If you're fucking old and you know, a young sorry and you don't know. |
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