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Monday Morning Podcast

Monday Morning Podcast 12-30-19

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.734.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the end of the decade, male lactation, and how to break up with someone.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, December 30th

0:07.6

2019 what's going on? How are you?

0:12.8

Oh my god, it's the fucking last Monday of the decade. I

0:18.3

Don't I feel I don't know I think maybe because there's a million channels now and there's a thousand fucking video games and all this shit to watch

0:25.8

It used to be a bigger deal back in the day when like a decade was ending

0:31.0

They would do the whole retrospective of what happened this decade the biggest movie is the top, you know fucking pop songs

0:40.0

What went on internationally we had so and so as president and then this person went in this, you know came fucking

0:46.5

They did with the well of that shit and what to look forward to in the next next

0:51.9

decade

0:53.4

Applying refrigerant, you know, there's some stupid invention that was allegedly going to make your life easier. It doesn't

1:00.3

It doesn't none of it makes it easier makes it more expensive

1:04.0

Then the short run it makes it easier, but in the long run it makes you have to work more hours

1:09.9

It makes your retire with less and it makes you eat cat food

1:14.4

Sitting above a fucking overpass when you're fucking 80 years old

1:18.4

You know maybe camped out of the house you used to own and you're just looking at the house going you know what?

1:27.3

I owned that house for 40 years and I bought

1:31.4

37 flat screen TVs. I should only I should have stuck with my square TV. Oh Bill

1:37.2

You've been alone all day haven't you? No believe it or not. I've had a big family day

1:41.8

Doesn't take much doesn't take much for me to go to over the fucking falls of

1:45.8

Of Niagara

1:48.5

Mentally, it doesn't take much. Well, why would you be so depressed? I don't know maybe because my team lost to the fucking Miami dolphins

1:58.4

Jesus Christ

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