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Monday Morning Podcast

Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-12-17

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about corned beef, the drought and giving whales a voice.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just

0:05.7

before Friday, Monday morning podcast and...

0:08.6

Ah!

0:10.6

I'm just checking it on you! Oh, that was a good one!

0:16.2

The lovely near here. Give me a microphone here. I got a pass this through because the wires

0:20.1

are all crossed here. I got the wires crossed. The wires are crossed. We're sitting here.

0:26.0

Is that better?

0:27.0

Not me and the lovely near. We have on... The reason near is here is we have a huge announcement

0:32.1

to make that as of this morning, near and I, near and I became two people that had corn

0:42.0

beef hash for breakfast.

0:43.4

Absolutely. And we are so proud and we're so happy. And we just want to thank everybody

0:49.5

for your support.

0:50.5

For support of the last few months.

0:53.5

And for your thoughts during this difficult time. Baby, it's in here yet. So I've become

1:00.8

like a sitcom dad just fucking hanging out at the house wearing my big fucking socks.

1:06.4

Girls got big fuzzy socks on.

1:08.4

Yeah, this is new thing.

1:09.4

That's right, because it's cold in here because I get hot.

1:12.9

Yeah. We have hotwood floors. And near is fucking walking around more pregnant than anybody.

1:19.6

I've ever got DMC. So it's like she can be standing in Antarctica being like, can we put

1:25.0

on the AC? I'm over here fucking chilly willy. So I got on my...

1:29.7

I'm so pregnant. I'm just like a human tea kettle. I am short and stout.

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