Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, January 16th, 2017. What's going on?

How are you?

How are you everybody? And happy, um,

I'm a Luther King day to everybody.

You know, happy Martin Luther King day, you know, for for those you, that means something to you, for those you just, yeah, you know, it's another day off.

It's just like when, uh, it's Georgie or our, our AB's birthday in February.

Do we get those days off?

The two whiteies there, the two whiteies in February. I believe it's in February, right?

During black history month, you still got a shoehorn George Washington day and Lincoln's birthday in there. Correct.

Then you got another whiteie and, uh, whiteie, you got another whiteie and, uh,

and in March, was Saint Patrick, uh, your pasty face, fucking son of a bitch, you're right. Then in April, who do you got?

Oh, here comes Peter, cotton tail, hopping down the bunny trail, right? With his old little white bunny ass, right?

Then what do you got? You got in May? Who said is that Abe for go to day? I don't know, I run out somewhere around there. Those are weird. The dog days of the year.

It's like fucking, you know, uh, flag day. Then I always get Memorial Day and Labor Day. Memorial Day is May. Right?

Memorial Day. Memorial Day is in May. We recognize all the veterans, you know, that fought for your freedom. So you can sit around and eat fucking dip and shit, right?

Changing all your fucking VCR tapes over the fucking DVDs and then to a little fucking stick. Whatever the fucking issue do that day, right?

And you got your live fourth. So everybody can go around and fucking, you know, trade stories about their uncle that blew his fucking fingers off because he never got married. He was trying to impress his nephews and nieces, right?

You're so cool, I'll keep Jimmy.

See, you see that right there, son? You see that right there? It's why I told you, you don't congem me ain't no fucking good. All right?

I don't want to quit your crap. Or I don't want to hear it no more.

I ain't going over all congemies. Okay, it's over there with loose fucking women and he's playing with them firecrackers.

All right, so that's your live fourth. Then August August is kind of like a month that's up for grabs. Don't Jewish holidays? No, hey, remember Jesus did this for you?

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