Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday Morning Podcast for Monday, January 19th.

No, January 9th. Sorry, 2017.

January 9th, 2017.

You know, that's how bad I am at math. I can't even fucking say that date, right?

How's it going? How are you?

Oh, the summer wind.

It came fucking blowing in.

Because of global warming.

It's fucking cold for about two weeks and then it's hot.

My fucking house is gonna melt and then it'll slip into the sea.

I don't give a fuck that it's snowing and massacrucey.

Hey, what's going on? It's already getting hot as fuck out here.

Dude, you should be a meteorologist. Yeah, it's gonna be hot as fucking fucking Los Angeles.

How are you? How's it going? Are you out there? You're fighting a good fight.

You're trying to be a better person. You're trying to turn around. You're fucking childhood.

Well, join the club.

That a little setback yesterday.

You know, old fucking new Billy was running around and old Williams showed up yesterday.

It's just like, you know, whatever. I just got to keep fucking, you know, moving forward.

You know, moving forward like the Celtics and the Bruins.

Okay, we're not winning championships this year, but you know, we're trying.

All right, I'm not gonna get rid of all of my anger in fucking two weeks.

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