Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 1-11-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2024
⏱️ 141 minutes
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Summary
Bill rambles about the great Bill Belechick, drumming at the Bon Scott tribute, and tough gigs.
The 11th Annual Patrice O'Neal Comedy Benefit
Tuesday, March 26th New York City Center131 West 55th St.
Tickets can be purchased online at nycitycenter.org/Patrice2024
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| 0:00.0 | All right everybody in Seth McFarland's new peacock original event series Ted your favorite |
| 0:05.8 | foul-mouth teddy bear takes it back to 1993 you know back when you didn't have an endless |
| 0:10.7 | supply of pornography in your pocket but you did have an attention span |
| 0:14.0 | longer than two minutes. |
| 0:15.2 | Back when you had to buy pot from a weird guy in the corner. |
| 0:17.8 | You still do, but he has a store now. |
| 0:19.4 | This prequel series to the Ted Movies is a coming of age story about the high school days of Ted and his best buddy John back when they were doing well high school shit. |
| 0:27.6 | Let's just say you don't want to miss out on the teen excopades of Ted and a 16-year-old John. |
| 0:33.0 | As you probably know, McFarland is the mind behind Family Guy, |
| 0:36.0 | The Orville, the Ted movies, and more. |
| 0:38.0 | So the show is going to be funny as hell. |
| 0:40.0 | Stream Ted, the new event series only on Peacock. |
| 0:44.7 | Hey everybody, it's Bill Burr, |
| 0:46.2 | and guess what? |
| 0:46.9 | It's that time of year when you can say |
| 0:50.1 | it's the Patrice O'Neill benefit announcement. |
| 0:53.5 | The 11th annual Patrice O'Neill comedy benefit. |
| 0:57.8 | It is going to be Tuesday, March 26th |
| 1:00.8 | at the New York City Center, 131 West 55th Street between 6th and 7th Avenue in New York City. |
| 1:07.5 | Doors open at 7 p.m. show starts at 7.30 p.m. |
| 1:11.2 | Hey Bill, what's the lineup this year? |
| 1:13.5 | We have SNL, head writer, Michael Che. |
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