Monday Morning Podcast 1-8-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 8 January 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Bill rambles about bob sledding, public restrooms, and gout.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday! |
| 0:07.0 | January 8th, 2020, Oh my God, we're almost halfway through this decade. |
| 0:15.0 | Where is it all going? |
| 0:18.0 | How's it going, man? |
| 0:21.0 | How is your weekend? |
| 0:22.0 | Was it good? Was it nice? Was it too |
| 0:26.2 | fucking short? I should do a Hunger Games thing on |
| 0:31.6 | fucking corporate CEOs. Just throwing it out there. |
| 0:35.1 | I never saw Hunger Games, but I believe it's human beings hunting down other human beings. |
| 0:40.5 | You know, like how long are they going to get away with, you know, it's you and somebody else in your department and then they fire somebody, don't replace them with anybody and expect you to do your job and then their job and then with the money |
| 0:55.5 | they save they give themselves a bonus or they put it towards AI. All right |
| 1:02.4 | Pills. |
| 1:03.2 | Let's, you know, it was a nice weekend. |
| 1:04.6 | Let's not begin the week this way. |
| 1:06.2 | Okay, fair enough. |
| 1:08.1 | Fair enough. |
| 1:08.7 | I'm sitting here in my office slash garage slash, you know, man cave thing here and I am I am watching low |
| 1:16.9 | resolution NFL football the fucking bills versus the dolphins. |
| 1:23.0 | As far as I know, the last game of the year, |
| 1:25.0 | I do not think there's a Monday night game. |
| 1:28.0 | And my fucking satellite dish has been |
| 1:32.0 | fucked up since I don't know how long. |
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