Monday Morning Podcast 1-15-24
Monday Morning Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.7 • 34.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Bill rambles about being in the mountains, Peacock, and A.I. training us.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Byrne. It's time for the Monday morning |
| 0:03.7 | podcast. From Monday, January 15th, 2024, what's going on? How are ya? |
| 0:18.6 | I hope you're doing all right. I really do. I'm not doing so good. What's going on with me? I feel like I'm fucking angrier than ever and I think part of that has to do that I just I've just I've quit smoking |
| 0:25.6 | cigars so I'm like on edge. I'm fucking on the road here. I swear to God if my luggage was a person I would just I |
| 0:37.8 | just would have committed a fucking felony against it. That fucking rim wash shit, all these fancy fucking things. I bought this |
| 0:46.1 | thing. I don't know how long I bought this fucking thing. I swear to God. The design flaws on the |
| 0:51.6 | thing are just, I don't even like you can you put anything more than a toothbrush and two pieces two fucking articles of clothing in there and you spend 10 minutes trying to get the fucking thing closed. |
| 1:01.6 | You know those things that you know that lay down |
| 1:04.4 | in the clothes and you pull them tight they just as you go to close it they just |
| 1:08.2 | stick out they always get in the fucking way and even when I get it closed when I finally get the |
| 1:15.0 | fucking thing closed like I'll see part of a shirt sticking out like I had a |
| 1:18.0 | brand new sweater it literally like it pinched it like scissors and put a hole right over my left titty and I |
| 1:26.4 | Brand new fucking sweater and this is the thing I have hated that fucking luggage since a month of owning it and I bought it 10 years ago and I still have it and I'm going to tell you right now |
| 1:39.1 | That right there in a nutshell explains me and my fucking childhood and all of that shit. |
| 1:48.1 | This isn't working for me, you know, am I going to do anything to change it? |
| 1:51.6 | No, I'm just going to accept it and fucking tough it out. |
| 1:54.4 | That right there, that right there is the 70s and the 80s. |
| 1:59.6 | I was sitting there going like, well why don't I actually thought about that? |
| 2:05.0 | I was like, why don't I just buy a new piece of fucking luggage? |
| 2:09.4 | And then I immediately go with like, but what am I going to do with this one? |
| 2:12.2 | I'm just going to throw it out and it just ends up in the |
| 2:14.4 | ocean you know that's where it all goes even if I could somehow stick it in the recycling |
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