Come back to the show that makes you feel good about yourself.

Yeah, because you're not as f***ed up as us, are you?

Rover's Morning Glory. Shizzy is coming up in just a moment.

What do you have on the way, doji? There's a... So, uh...

So, uh... There's a lot of activity there in the studio.

What's on the way?

There's a pretty major band who was snubbed from playing a very large festival and they lost their mind.

They're like, we will only play if we headline.

I'll tell you who the band is and do you think they are worthy to be headliners at this festival?

I'll tell you next.

All right, we'll get to that in just a moment.

Here's somebody that says, I worked in an ER.

Once we had a guy come in with a sarahc bottle stuck up his ass.

That would be so embarrassing if you had to go to the hospital with something stuck up you.

Or if you went to the hospital like and you stuck you into something else and

it got stuck, you know, like one time I, one time I used a C ring at once. I had never, I think I was given a C ring maybe as, maybe as part of like, they used to give us a bunch of stuff.

They used to give us all these porn, you know, porn shops and poo.

Oh, the radio station.

They'd give you like a whole bag of porn and DVDs back when you'd get porn on DVD.

They'd give you vibrators. They'd give you a lube, they'd give you all sorts of crap. They were looking for mentions. Well, I got a mention on this one.

There was a C ring in there. Now I'd never used a C ring before.

Now you don't, this is the kind of thing that you don't want to pull out with a woman for the first time and go, what's going on?

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