THURS PT 4: When was the last time Rover sliced a vegetable?

Rover's Morning Glory

Rover, Duji, Dieter, Charlie, Jeffrey LaRocque, Snitzer and Krystle

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.5 • 920 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Did Rover order a knee scooter for B2? What would Duji do if Gia fell off a cruise ship? When was the last time Rover sliced a vegetable?

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0:59.2	Welcome back to the show that got to the top because of DEI,
1:04.6	Dildos, Enemus, and InBridge.
1:07.3	You left the dildo in the parking garage.
1:10.1	It's Rover's morning glory.
1:11.9	I-ha!
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1:18.0	Coming up in just a moment.
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