Welcome back to the show that's more uncomfortable than Kanye West at a bar mitzvah.

Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially hip.

It's Rover's morning glory.

Sizzy coming up in just a moment?

What do you have on the way, do yousie?

I know you don't have any kids rover,

but apparently raising a kid in America now costs more than this number.

How much does it cost?

I'll tell you coming up next. You're talking about from the time that they're born until the time they turn 18?

Or what are we looking at here?

Born to 18 years old.

How much does it cost?

All right.

Talon says Ashley Judd is on the mental road to committing suicide.

People like Doogie who support mental illness instead of recognizing it, do the person no favor.

I support people with mental illness trying to find their way.

And if she wants to have a birthday party for her 12-year-old self,

who are you to judge somebody that's going through things that we don't know about?

Says, do she call the woman whose knees are going backwards gross yesterday.

She's a complete hypocrite.

How is that not gross?

Her legs.

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