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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 9, 2025: Attack of the nachos. We love YOUR mother. Everything you wanna know how hooking up at the Zombie Pub Crawl.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.
0:05.6	Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.
0:14.6	June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer
0:21.1	where you pit out every shirt you own.
0:23.1	Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event,
0:25.7	and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.
0:28.5	Call Standard Heating today or visit standardheating.com.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show.
0:32.3	We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.
0:35.1	The 93X.
0:36.5	The 90s outx morning show.
0:39.0	93.
0:41.1	He's your mom, and she's always been there to give you what you needed when you
0:46.7	needed it. Now, you can do the same for her.
0:50.2	This Mother's Day, give Mom the Hitachi Magic Wand Vibrator.
0:54.7	Mother's Day is just around the corner.
0:57.2	And while your mother enjoys all the traditional gifts like cards and flowers,
1:01.7	you can take pride in knowing that your gift was the most thoughtful of all.
1:06.0	A stripper pole.
1:07.2	Tassels, high heels, and anti-squeek disinfectant sold separately.
1:10.5	Ladies and gentlemen.
1:11.6	I love my mother.
	...

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