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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired May 8, 2025: Drunk uncle vs cocaine bear vs meth raccoon. Mutual manipulation. Everything you wanna know about sexual geography.

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0:00.0	Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.
0:05.6	Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.
0:14.6	June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.
0:23.1	Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.
0:28.5	Call Standard Heating today or visit Standardheating.com.
0:31.4	Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.
0:35.0	The 93X.-ass morning show.
0:38.9	Ninety-three air.
0:45.1	Well, I'll be how wonderful it is.
0:50.3	To be greeting you again for the Thursday version of the 93X half-ass morning show.
0:56.6	Digging the vibes so far.
1:00.0	You feel it, Josh?
1:01.3	I do.
1:02.3	We have a...
1:03.6	Mostly good vibes going around.
1:05.3	100% good vibes.
1:06.6	Is there any bad vibes we need to address right away, or is it good?
1:10.3	I did something for you.
1:11.6	No, I haven't felt, like I said, I'm feeling all good vibes.
1:14.0	Yeah, you said mostly, so it made me a little nervous.
1:16.4	Oh.
1:17.0	I did something for you, though.
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